Emotional Lesbians

A "physically heterosexual" relationship that involves a male and female but differs from a normal heterosexual relationship in that both the male and female exhibit the emotions of a woman.

He is emotional like girl so when they are together, they fight all the time and just don't get along. They may be heterosexual but they are emotional lesbians.

by joytodde December 27, 2009

lesbian slouch

The call of the lesbian. If you see a quazi-tom boy female lurking about, check to see if she has the slouch, if so..she's a lesbian. If not back off she is not into chicks.

"Hey Kenny, I'm not a lesbian, I don't have the lesbian slouch."

by nacho mamma August 4, 2009

lesbian salad

lesbian russian salad yummy!

ms sandbox made it herself with her lesbian transgender tiddies SLURP

so good

me: mm wow thanks i love me some lesbian russian salad

russian salad with real lesbians inside it= good long tittie

cut up your lesbian friends and make them salad

sell it at walmart for 69 dollar

lesbian russian salad gayu fatas

the long lesbian salad out stretched the russians

mm wow thanks i love me some lesbian russian salad

by russian lesbian salad May 9, 2018

Lesbian Doritos

Fresh popcorn cooked in vegetable oil and sprinkled with salt and nutritional Yeast

OMG I have these vegans coming over to watch the movie, I guess I'll have to whip up some lesbian doritos so they can have a snack.

by Jaybirdinaustin November 15, 2011

platinum lesbian

a lesbian who has never done anything with a man (gold star), plus they were born by artificial insemination, so at the time that sperm met egg, there was no penis present.

Girl 1 - I hate those girls who have made out with guys before but say that they're lesbians... I'm a real lesbian, I've only been with girls.
Girl 2 - Yep, you're a gold star lesbian!
Girl 3 - Actually, I'm a platinum lesbian... there was no dick at conception.

by labzoo December 6, 2015

lesbian seagull

The short butch haircut of a lesbian.

Check out ellens lesbian seagull
Now thats one killer seagull

by Reginald Roundtree July 4, 2006

Lesbian sex

I was at my girlfriends house and I suddenly got really horny and I took my shorts and Thong off and I spread my legs apart but she says she wants to get fucked so she slowly takes her thong off and I put the strap on and she tells me go ahead so I spread her legs apart and I see her beautiful Pussy and I began to put it in and she moans”YESSSS DADDY MAKE ME CUM”and I just keep putting it in and out and she finally orgasms and I take it out licking her pussy clean then I start sucking her clit while she just keeps moaning”MHM JUST LIKE THAT DADDY”and then her parents come home and we had no clue they open her door and they see me sucking her clit and she kept telling me to keep going so I let her ride it and she looked so sexy her parents were still very shocked and her mom and dad just kept looking maybe it’s because I kept making their daughter orgasm😩

Bella:I’m so horny babe can you fuck me
Milky:yes I can you must have liked lesbian sex

by I’mamystery109 August 7, 2021