root licker

someone who is a total tool, like john kerry.

John Kerry- My plan, my plan, my plan...
George Bush- I will end you, root licker.

by Q-Tip McVicker February 17, 2005

rainbow licker

A gay person. Or someone you think is gay or stupid.

"Dude, seriously you're a frickin rainbow licker, go fuck a guy"

-"He's a beast!"

-"Nahh hes a rainbow licker."

by thecoolestsinceslicedbread April 25, 2010

salt licker

A salt licker is when a man licks a sweaty, smelly vagina and it tastes likes salt.

"Hey salt licker did you try carly's great pussy tonite? That shit was salty!"

"Gee wilikers! That was some salty pussy last night!".. said the salt licker.

by cluster fucker October 23, 2008

lingus licker

one who specializes and very much enjoys eating vagina.

Ashley becomes uncontrollably aroused when the lingus licker eats the shit out of her pussy.

by Larry Jr February 2, 2007

Ball licker

pat mccallim

pat is such a ball licker!

by baxter September 10, 2003

Window licker

A bluedog who keeps the inside of the windows clean on the special bus to windsor.

As a linfield bus goes by: "there goes a bus full of window lickers".

by entellektuall soopeerior July 24, 2011

Spoon Licker

A person who licks spoons before returning them to the cutlery drawer

I'm a spoon licker, I'm going to come to your house and lick all your spoons and put them back in the drawer

by Shawnus October 15, 2010