Schoolie Killer

A person who commits genocide by to the nasty free lunch provided by the New York City Department of Education by eating three plus trays.

As I entered the lunchroom, kelvin duah begged for my schoolie and when I asked him why, he said, “Because I’m a schoolie Killer”.

by by kelvin February 15, 2022

the killer

the killer is the average white male. blonde hair, blue eyes, rich family, and has an incredibly high ego. WELL. the killer is going to make your life living hell. he's going to lead you on, be flirtacious with you all the goddamn time, and when you ask him to be your bf, he's gonna say "no i'm not a pedophile" BITCH YOURE 9 MONTHS OLDER THAN ME GOOD GOD. but anyway, after you and him break off your life is gonna get pretty goddamn boring. so, against your older sister's wishes, you're gonna write a whole apology during study hall with you bestfriend and plan to send it to him on his birthday before school. for this to work, you're also going to leave your phone in your locker until lunch. and keep in mind you don't know what he's gonna say to your paragraph so leading up to the whole shebang, you're gonna be constantly shitting your pants wondering if you actually wanna do it.

"that guy is the killer."

by i love pepperoni January 29, 2023

Kotton Mouth Killer

n. anything that could be used to alleviate Kotton Mouth
n. a drink of incredible deliciousness

Sebastian: Hey, is there any more Kotton Mouth Killer?
Jay: Yes. There is horchata, smoothies, and gatorade in the refrigerator.

by Dr.agon December 19, 2012

rice killer

A label for a food that pairs amazingly with plain white rice, so as to cause the rice to be "killed" (eaten) without needing any other dishes.

I love eating rice with Lao Gan Ma, it's an amazing rice killer.

by imaguy124 June 26, 2023

Beast Killer Pig

A norwegian mongoloid. His mouth is a deformity, so you just have to play along whenever he says something. Don't let his name fool you, he may call himself a beast, but he's smaller than a minature pig. He doesn't identify as a furry, but he's basically a pigkin.

Sadly, he's not Bionic Pig. Bionic Pig is way more popular.

Look out for that fuck boy Beast Killer Pig.

by Squeal for me piggy January 6, 2017

Fruit killer

A tall cup with knives at the bottom...
They say that if you see it...

It will follow you until you die....

Banana: ITS THE FRUIT KILLER RUN

Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID

Pear: this is fine :)

by asshole <3 July 30, 2021

Killer whale

Killer whale is another name for a fat cunt called kyan he got his name as the killer whale when he had a girlfriend that was 6 years old named Caitlin she wanted him to sit on her face and so he did spreading his cheeks and engulfing her entire head she started screaming as she couldn't breathe but the killer whale couldn't hear because he is such a fat cunt and she started getting sucked into his ass to this day she has not been seen

Oh did you hear about the killer whale yeah that fat cunt ate a girl through his ass

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018