Gifted kid

Synonym of “born to disappoint”

Person 1: “My son is such a gifted kid!”
Person 2: “Guess he’s born to disappoint.”

by Bootsieboo1385 January 5, 2022

the kid’s life

the kid’s life is hard as hell, due to piling amounts of school work, peer pressure from classmates, and fake friends.

“the kid’s life is hard as hell, so thank god for instagram, iphones, and fries.”

by wokespringboi2000 October 9, 2019

Sushi kid

A wimpy child fish inside a seaweed roll with rice. This sushi is usually a lot worse than regular sushi. This sushi is usually eaten in less populated areas with limited food. Many reviews gave it 1 star.

Sushi kid is the worst sushi I've ever had. No wonder it has bad reviews

by Boodle boi March 5, 2021

Wall Kid

A “wall kid” is a term that originates from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. There is no actual wall, the term refers to railings overlooking New Commons. There are four railings, one for Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. People who stand at these “walls” are called Wall Kids. They go to the walls before school starts, during lunch, and in between classes. To be a wall kid, you can be blonde, you can be rich, you can play football (some baseball players are wall kids, but it’s not a rite of passage), or you can be on drugs and drink hella alcohol (in a “cool” way though, not such a drug addict that you are shooting heroin in the bathrooms, ODing in the halls, or are a frequent user of the sex staircase). It also has to be mentioned that you have to be really hot for people to even consider you a wall kid. Some girls are NOT hot, but if you’re blonde and friends some of the girl wall kids, you’re in. Some ugly guys hang around the walls, too, but they also are probably friends with a wall kid, and the others are probably irritated that someone ugly is by their precious wall. Popular incoming freshman will know that they will become wall kids, and on the first day of school will run to the freshman wall. Wall kids will go to Homecoming and Prom together, throw raging parties, and be guaranteed a spot at a good college (no ivies, none of them are all that smart). Wall kids are the highest rank of social status at Eden Prairie High School.

Girl 1: I really like this one guy. He’s super hot.

Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.

Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.

Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.

Girl 2: I know!

by Hey, man May 17, 2019

Kid Toucher

A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.

Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.

Antonio is such a kid toucher, he touched Josh

by jesuschristisaliveholycrap October 31, 2022

charter kid

obsessed with the soviet union and communism, lack hygiene altogether and spend their free time practicing for band

abby: ew you can tell their a charter kid
sophie: yeah, they smell so bad

by istoleurmans January 27, 2020

helicopter kid

A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:

Follow you around the room when having a conversation

Eat out a lot despite not having a job

Cant live in a house without a heater

Ask for permission to do mundane shit

Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity

Overall a beta human being

“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”

“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”

by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018