July 27

National Slap a midget day!

Go to any midget and just- WHACK

Void: hey guys
Someone: *SLAP*
Void: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!
Someone: national Slap a midget day! July 27

by BlackoutProductions July 27, 2021

July 27th

The day you sneak threw your gf's window at night!

See yah tonight, it's July 27th.

by lovely_rose32 July 26, 2021

July 16

July 16 is many things.
1.My Birthday
2.when the fog comes

3.Ice Cream Day
4.National Moon Day
5.Gareth Bales Birthday
That’s all really

“When is ur birthday?”
“July 16 why?”
“Oh that’s Skankhunt23s birthday”
“Nobody cares”

by skankhunt23 July 3, 2023

July 24

National slap your brother/sister day when your parents can't get mad.

Slap them as hard as you can to get good use there is only 1 July 24th.

by Skittles0528 July 24, 2021

July 28

This person is an ABSOLUTE HOMO and likes an unhealthy amount of penis.

"WOW they must be born on july 28"

by PUNYPECKERPETER July 10, 2022

July 13th

National girlfriend day <3
Spend the day with your girlfriend, match with her on every social media you both have, etc..

“Can we match babe? It’s july 13th!”

by hisluvr July 3, 2022

July 29

National cuddles after sex day

Bob:Man that was good
Zack:let’s cuddle!
Bob:bro that’s gay
Zack:but it’s July 29th
Bob:understandable

by Totally not Pancho July 27, 2022