Jerk Jerky

Skin that peels off your dick, caused by too much masturbating.

Mike: "After jacking off to Tina Fey 6 times yesterday, my boomstick has the worst case of jerk jerky."

Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."

by Professor Booty, M.F.A. November 26, 2010

jerryy

Jerryy is a great friend and will not judge you. His favorite color is purple and is popular within his friends. He has had a few bumps in his life and was heart broken when his girlfriend( you know who you are) broke up with.

Wow. Jerryy is just listening to his friends and not being an ass LIKE SOME PEOPLE(glares at Douglas)

by Kablowie June 17, 2017

Jerryism

the religion based on the person and teachings of Jerry, the panda god, or his beliefs and practices.

John: "what religion do you follow?".
Jane: " Jerryism is not a religion, it's the definition of life".

by SamLHiff October 2, 2018

JerryRigEverything

Some american youtuber that likes to break stuff and then repair it. His pseudonym seems to come from the term : Jerry-rig

JerryRigEverything’s iconic phrase is : « scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7.

by Haha cow December 25, 2020

G-Spot Jerrymandering

A coital action where you cross your wrists and begin to insert every finger into a female sex partner's vagina, then continue to push inward until all but the thumbs are inside. Turning your palms out facing you with wrists still crossed, you do an 8 finger stroking session along the entirety of the vaginal cavity including the G-spot. Continue this until your partner taps out from overstimulation.

"hey girl, you look a little pent up... I bet some G-Spot Jerrymandering will set you straight!"

by Jojolongwood April 24, 2021

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A very nice man who got peed on

Man, I wish I did not pee on dequanmetrious quandale demarcus jerryactavius dequavion bartholomew tyranno john the 3rd

by IlDisTorTlI April 28, 2022

jerky treat

A Female over the age of 42. This "jerky treat" was at one point an atractive young lady. HOWEVER, years of over tanning, smoking and drinking, has given her skin a dry loose feel. The skin's color has yet to be defined. Also by definition the true "jerky treat" still thinks she's HOT!!
The hard laugh, followed by a chunky sounding cough is a sure sign a "jerky treat" is nearby.

Skin= Looks like the beef jerky in that bucket at your corner store.

Skin= Feels like a piece of bacon in a condom.

The lady at work that talks dirty to you on her way to smoke break.

Jerky Treats drink Tons of Red Wine OR Vodka. The Red Wine drinker says "they are not big drinkers" BUT 6 glasses later their left breast has oozed out on the table and they are spitting when they talk.

by Scott B September 3, 2008