Johnathan

A great guy at first sight but can change in the blink of an eye. He can be your best friend one moment then your worst enemy the next. To all the girls dating a Johnathan you better hold them dearly or leave them.

Guy 1: That’s my best friend Johnathan

Girl 1: He cheated on me a week ago

Johnathan by Don’t lie January 7, 2019

Johnathan

Johnathan is a real shady shadester. Trust him, pffft— NEVER. He’s the type of guy that will turn wine into water, and marijuana into oregano. He’s full of hijinks and tomfoolery, none of which you want to get involved in. Sure, he seems like a trustworthy fellow, his common name even alludes to that, but it’s the spelling that throws the massive curveball and makes all the difference. Watch your back, and your front, because that twinkle in his eye doesn’t mean he’s sweet on you, it means he’s about to hustle you and you’ve already fallen for it. How bittersweet.

You woke up and your identity was stolen, and dignity is missing?! He totally pulled a Johnathan on you.

Johnathan by P3nny May 3, 2018

Jonatan 

A Very Good Looking Person!

Daaamn! He is soooooo Jonatan

Jonatan by Jonte Magnefjird December 22, 2016

Dirty Jonothan 

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra

Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg

Dirty Jonothan by Brosephene April 2, 2020

johnathan

a type of pie

"Hey, what are you eating?"
"Its some Johnathan, want some?"

johnathan by teresaxlove October 17, 2008

jonathan20040 

VERY VERY ATTRACTIVE AND MUCH SEXY PERSON YES

Jonathan20040 is sooo hot

jonathan20040 by Man#1 November 20, 2020

Jonathian

The ginger guy who sits opposite you in the office and wears glasses aka Ninja. Doesn't like much milk in his tea and drinks coffee after 12pm. Hates to go on an early lunch.

Jonathian "Do i have to do the 12 o'clock lunch, again?"

Jonathian by baldone October 28, 2010