Emmett J

a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.

Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J

by sorry but it's true June 9, 2018

J-Biddy

Nickname for Joe Biden.

Yo! J-Biddy gonna get me that stimmy.

by The Rev NG8 January 25, 2021

Elijah J

A big dick foreman who beats unruly employees with his even bigger weed wacker.

That foreman is such a Elijah J

by MilanoBoi June 5, 2020

j bot

A juul
Frequently used by students at Madison High School in order to not get caught by teachers.

We rippin your J Bot in C-hall during lunch today?

by Rich Smalls August 23, 2019

J Summs

That one kid in your high school class who thinks he's classy as fuck and athletic but all he does is swim and shit.

You: "Hey J Summs wanna go to a party this weekend?"
J Summs: "Nah Brah, can't Brah, too much swimming Brah, gotta try on some sweater-vests Brah."

by Natty Ice wuz hur January 27, 2014

J Mauer

A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.

Wow see that J Mauer standing over there? He is so cool!

by Hashtagj March 22, 2017

J-TOTin'

acronym for "Just Throwing it Out There"

Pronounced "Jay-TOT-in"

Guy: Hey wanna have sex
Girl:No
Guy: sorry, Just J-TOTin' it

by Mario Joseph D. April 27, 2008