j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.
Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
by jwife January 22, 2022
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Terry J

A hip-hop artist from Orlando, Terry Sanksalso known as Terry J has released several singles although unsigned. Originally haling from California, Terry is currently best known for his single "Bag Em' All" which features hip-hop artist Max V".
Man: "Did you hear that new Terry J track?"

Woman: "Yes, I want to have his kids!"
by hiphophead14 August 24, 2009
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Lucky J

When a girl gives you head with braces and your lucky enough not to get cut.
"Ey bro, you know Whitney?"
"Yeah that broad with the braces"
"Mhm, she gave me head yesterday"
"So she gave you Lucky J?"
by 3 Palm November 24, 2013
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j dubbers

A common phrase to descibe a stupid arrogant potato-headed cuntface. They will often claim to be brilliant at english when, in fact, they're utter shit and have the IQ of a 4 year old. Will also often masturbate over mario, pokèmon and WWE until the age of 21 where they will die of retardism, herited from mothers who earn £7,000 a year or less.

Note- often strangly resembles the Michelin Man.
"Look kieran, that mother has a j dubbers!"
"Oh god, i do feel sorry for her having look at such a vile specimen"
by Jackwarren March 29, 2016
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Blopy J's

A sexual act when two heterosexual men give eachother blowjobs. This is not seen as homosexual, but promotes a masculine bond.
Gabe: Hey Martin, I'm feeling like Blopy J's tonight. You in?
Martin: Hell yes Gabe, nobody loves Blopy J's more than me!
by HJBJADMF December 07, 2015
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j pierce

(J Pierce) noun: awesome, cool, kind; j pierce is amazing
2: Good, great; The friend in the group who waits with you when the rest keep walking; a good friend. 3:Crazy, absurd, fun, THE best; likes x-treme and normal sports like surfing skating, maybe football, hockey, or soccer.
Loves out doors; beach and shore break.
4: doesn't gudge; popular but really just likes making/ having friends; Loves their friends but is in many friend groups.
doesn't care much about self physical appearance; likes being goofy. Blonde/ dirty blonde hair, long or short brown hazily eyes. Handsome as f****
J Pierce is da bommb
by Pizzaboy808 November 16, 2020
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J-Steelo

The art of pulling off the seemingly impossible in a style that only a half-man half-amazing being could.
He told her about the other girl he's dating and now all three of them are in a relationship, that is strictly J-Steelo.

I told my job I'm officially looking for work but will help them transition I went at them with the J-Steelo; they gave me a raise and a contract.
by JBeamin March 15, 2011
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