lilly j.

1)adj. Chula
2)adj. Stunning girl with bright eyes and gorgeous smile

Lilly J. Esta chula

by Muñequeiro March 10, 2015

j drunk

When you drink way too much way too fast

Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.

by tyd May 25, 2015

j pup

A species of pup indigenous to the Baltimore city region of Maryland. It is known for sleeping in and eating bananas.

J pups are a sub species of seal pup and are known to be particularly cute even in comparison to its cousin the seal pup

by Dmcqu168 December 2, 2016

Blopy J's

A sexual act when two heterosexual men give eachother blowjobs. This is not seen as homosexual, but promotes a masculine bond.

Gabe: Hey Martin, I'm feeling like Blopy J's tonight. You in?
Martin: Hell yes Gabe, nobody loves Blopy J's more than me!

by HJBJADMF March 14, 2016

Kayla J

the most hottest and funny girl you’ll ever meet ! Also her music if fire af so hit her up and she cool so she’s worth your time man

*girl walks in slaying everyone looking like a god*

Becky : omg that’s a total Kayla J

Joe: totally

by your freaking daddy May 31, 2018

speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

by SomethingRemotelyFunny June 8, 2018

Emmett J

a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.

Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J

by sorry but it's true June 9, 2018