Internet Girlfriend 

Very common contradiction made by users of the internet. There are no girls on the internet, so an "Internet Girlfriend" is not real.

37: The are NO girls on the Internet. (Rules v2)

"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"

Internet Girlfriend by Kahai February 24, 2009

Internet 

Short for: Inter connected network

I'm addicted to the Internet.

Internet by genny May 25, 2004

internet 

The inner netting in swimsuits

"I just logged on to my internet!"

internet by Farguqwr May 23, 2005

Internet 

A terrifying place jam-packed with annoying liberals, rude and agreesive atheists, 9/11 Inside Job nutcases, horny, obese jack-offs, Obamites, paedophiles, and much much more. Please access with caution.

You're using the internet right now...

Internet by IeuanBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB March 5, 2009

internet 

the greatest invention of man
it is impossible to find what you want from the internet...so in the end i just end up looking at good old reliable porn

young boy: mum, i need to find out about whales for my project
Boys mother: try the internet
young boy: i did but it came up with fat porn

internet by fuyu no kaze May 9, 2005

Internety 

Being online for what seems like forever. Staying on the Internet for way too long.

I was online last night for what seemed like an Internety!

Internety by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

internet bitches

Internet Bitches have been around since the internet has been a normal at home technology. They are bitches that hate their lives and usually join subcultures such as Goths, Punks, and other bitchy groups. They are to afraid to raise their voice at school to those who they hate. So they go on the internet and bitch to other internet bitches, who in turn read each others complaints. Internet Bitches are essentially wusses who believe that raising their voice over the internet and crying with other Internet Bitches is an act of bravery. Internet Bitches often think themselves smarter, or greater than the people the complain about.

"Dear Blog,
Today some asshole wiggers were making fun of me, I was about to say something, but realized that I was late for my chatroom meeting with my internet friends"

See internet,bitch, goth, punk

a perfect example of an Internet Bitch is actually a person from my school, though i don't know who it is. Springfield Township High School In this definition they whine and complain because no one likes them.

internet bitches by anon May 13, 2005