When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.
A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
by stephendragon June 12, 2014
Get the Morning-after Wafflesmug. by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010
Get the Moms Morning Surprisemug. When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?
This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.
by RCtrlZ September 20, 2020
Get the morning wood strugglemug. by cooter suprise May 24, 2007
Get the morning twigmug. When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistband of your shorts. Once the shorts are off enough to permit it, let the dick fly up and bash her in the nose, ideally drawing blood. When this happens, yell out "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
The date was going pretty well till we went back to my place and I gave her the good morning vietnam
by roto March 28, 2004
Get the good morning vietnammug. its a thick aired morning after a drunk night with plenty of swearing and fights.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.
everybody minding their business.
you (in chanty sing-song): "Good Morning Vietnam! Take it in, the lovely napalm!"
you (in chanty sing-song): "Good Morning Vietnam! Take it in, the lovely napalm!"
by Krkič December 14, 2019
Get the Good Morning Vietnammug. a program from ABC News
Anchors:
Diane Sawyer
Chris Cuomo
Robin Roberts
Weather:
Sam
Champion
HQ:
Times Square
New York City
Anchors:
Diane Sawyer
Chris Cuomo
Robin Roberts
Weather:
Sam
Champion
HQ:
Times Square
New York City
by Ryan Campbell Cunningham May 5, 2009
Get the Good Morning Americamug.