The Hills Have Eyes 3

A reference to the recently remade movies about radioactive mutants.

It is used as a comment to describe one ugly person or several gross backwards people in a neighborhood or town.

Wow, look at those mingers. What is it, The Hills Have Eyes 3 over there?

by Claudius8110 October 20, 2008

My Kidneys Have Exploded

Ryan Keith Follese's impression on "My ovaries have exploded"

Beautiful Freak: OMG MY KIDNEYS HAVE EXPLODED
Normal Person: what but I thought it was ovaries
Beautiful Freak:...
Normal Person:...

by Spec17 January 5, 2013

Have you met me?

What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.

Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"

by Skippyelvis May 25, 2018

Father I Have Sinned

"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.

Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.

"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.

A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.

Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."

"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."

Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.

by Father Azuz February 22, 2020

I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner

A fountain drink order comprised of half Coke and half Diet Coke.

I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner.

by Schultzamatic February 16, 2018

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

imma have it one day

Excerpt from a Playboi Carti's song "One Day" commonly used by men who witness an act of love between to individuals in a relationship, while they themselves are not in a relationship. The sight reinvigorates that sense of loneliness that they had briefly forgotten about. While this produces a sad mood in most, it can motivate other men to strive for greater achievements through their own self-improvement.

Yesterday, I saw this couple and they were practically inseparable. I told myself that imma have it one day, but lately I don't know.

by Midnyte_87 January 27, 2022