I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit

*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

by Light Guardian September 30, 2018

handle barin'

When you are fucking a girl with pig tails up the ass and right before you jiz in her asshole you take ur cock out and jiz on her back and then rip out her pigtails and slap it on her back.

Yesterday I was handle barin' some chick when i found out that it was actually my cousin.

by Chrissy T June 28, 2006

Croatian Pan-handle

Sexual position:
Lie down flat with an erection, Draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the penis and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then shits into the circle, then they use the 'pan-handle' to make a 'Croatian Omlet' which contains a mixture of semen and shit.

Me and my wife spiced up our sex life with the croatian pan-handle.

by El Guru July 28, 2011

Red handed

When a young Mexican boy reaches the bottom of his most recent bag of Hot Cheetos and the spicy Cheeto powder coats his little brown digits.

"Jose Luis don't touch the babies while you are red handed, mijo!"

by greathips July 27, 2018

love handle

Referring to the shape of your hand when you have a woman on all fours and have your thumb up her arse and your fingers in her fanny.
Also known as the bowling ball grip.

Bend over love so I can fit you with a love handle.

by Gary Bundy December 25, 2007

two handed dismount

The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.

This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.

I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.

by Big red machine March 25, 2007

Flying Handkerchief

When one puts their shirt over anothers head while your partner or apprentice jumps on his head, causing the "blind them and attack" tactic.

Me and my girlfriend flying handkerchiefed my mom last night when she got out of the shower, unfortunately she was only wearing a towel..until we finished

by RON NOCTRON April 16, 2007