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goon centurian

When you consume a shot of ragingly cheap cask wine (goon) every minute for 100 minutes in an epic race to drunkenness.
"Dude, Blake's in the toilet blowing chunks and Christian just spewed all over the bouncer. I think it's from their game of goon centurian earlier."
by glutiouscrapsimus April 20, 2010
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Goofy Looking Motherfucker

A man who is so infuriatingly goofy looking that you have to stop for a minute and collect and compose yourself in order to continue as a functioning member of society. Some examples of this terrible condition include socks with sandals, white people with dreads, dads dancing to rap, and anyone who wears harry potter glasses *save for the oz man himself*
by DATRU12YEAROLD June 21, 2017
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GOON SQUAD

A group of goofy teenage boys who spend their lives dedicated to having a good time. You’ll never seen a goon alone; they’re always together - whether it’s an In-N-Out or outside of Target! They are always having a dumb litty time playing Fortnite or GTA.
Oh my God! Look it’s a goon!” “Hey, look, a goon.” “Ew, a goon! BLEH.” “Aah, go the other way, the goon squad is coming.”
by Septembersixth June 9, 2018
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goody-goody girl

She always is nice and never bullies anyone. She fucks up everyone who isn't her friend. Not much of a goody-goody now is she.
Goody-Goody Girl: I'm about to fuck you up.
Francis: Please, not the ass.
by The SexiestDudeYouKnow January 16, 2019
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Goody bag

I put my goody bag in her mouth and I cummed all in her forehead
by The_Kerse June 27, 2020
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Goofy Ahh

A character from Disney's Mickey Mouse. Although lesser known, Goofy's last name is actually "Ahh". If someone calls you a "Goofy Ahh" they mean you are a very cool person who is almost as cool as Goofy himself.
Person 1: Hey look! It's Mickey Mouse!
Person 2: Yeah, and there's Goofy Ahh!
by VYDEOS October 4, 2022
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Goon Squad

A group of handsome young men who run Rockford Lutheran like its their bitch. They are generally known as the kids who go hard all the time.
Hey, did you see the Squad?

Yeah they are a bunch of goons.

I wish I could be a member of the Goon Squad.

No you don't.
by Hardassmothafucka December 29, 2011
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