shits and googles

The act of looking up obscure facts when in social situations just for the hell of it.

John: Who was that guy in the movie where they beat the crap out of aliens?

Bob: I dunno? Lemme look it up just for shits and googles...

by scoobylou May 28, 2013

google drunk

When you're so drunk you believe you have the answer to everything

Yo I was so Google drunk last night I started explaining the science of getting high.

by Hawiw November 2, 2016

dirty google

When you suck your own asshole and you like it like it was 1790 slaves

I did a dirty Google and loved it

by Goodbob September 9, 2021

Google-Imaging

To Google-Image someone.

The act of typing someone's name(friend, crush, celebrity, etc.) and looking at their pictures.

Friend 1: What are you doing?

Friend 2: I'm just looking through my crush's photos on Google Images.

Friend 1: So you're Google-Imaging him?

Friend 2: Totally!

by secretdj April 11, 2015

Google fever

When a person uses Google for LITERALLY anything.

The person may or may not know what they're talking about but uses Google to breathe and live.

RO*I had Google fever.
Simple

by Your classic crackhead March 20, 2019

Google Hug

When she wraps her legs around you when you're about to nut, to prevent you from pulling out.

Friend: Man, just as I came she wrapped her legs around me like a boa constrictor so I couldn't pull out.

Epic Friend: Yep, that's the Google Hug alright.

by Zecken August 26, 2021

Google Santorum

To gargle a mouthful of Santorum (the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube after anal sex).

I was drunk, she was fly, things got weird, and before I knew it, I had a wet, nasty mouthful - I never thought I would Google Santorum.

by lowlights June 12, 2011