Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

Thizz Goggles

What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.

"Fuck man, if i didn't have these thizz goggles i might of hooked up with that whale."

by kingjamesthefiffteenth February 20, 2012

Goggle gob

The noise/definition of your girl (or guy) when taking in your meat & two veg completely and letting the cum dangle from the chin - 'like a turkey'.

That girl has to be a goggling sexpert she gobbled it all up, talk about a Goggle gobb.

by TheEverSoTalented May 29, 2023

Goggle boy

A nice but stranger man who wears goggles usually welding goggles around town daily. Rarely says a word just a friendly stranger who I more than a 4 eyes.

Hey rick you saw that weirdo ? Oh you mean goggle boy don’t be scared he’s nice.

by The turret December 14, 2020

Blow Goggles

The law that states every woman is infinitely more attractive with your penis in her mouth.

"Damn that bitch is ugly." "Not with my dick in her mouth. Gotta love the blow goggles."

by Godlike Power July 28, 2012

relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014