Gaveman

A man with the machismo of a caveman, and the esthetics of a gay man

1. Christ, John, that fart was horrible. You would think your Armani pants would make it smell like flowers, you gaveman.

2. I love the toilet paper doily, and the shallow bowl of potpourri in your bathroom. Hey gaveman, how long has this toilet been plugged?

3. Hey Gaveman! Do those fancy little puma's help you train for that big MMA fight?

by 7fw January 3, 2009

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giveafu*kometer

A device for measurement of exactly to what degree one gives a fu*k (or not!) about any particular activity/comment/person etc.

Oh, you are the 4 Square Mayor of JFK Executive Lounge? That really doesn't register on my giveafu*kometer.

by HoweD July 15, 2010

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Give it a ponder

An expression used when telling someone to give something some extra thought.

Also a phrase used in an 'LG' ad campaign.

I know this idea sounds crazy, just give it a ponder and get back to me later.

by zeeteegee August 17, 2010

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give direction

to berate, belittle, emasculate, or abuse someone either emotionally or physically

1) my wife told me that i need someone like her to give me direction.

2) the neighbor kid left a flaming poo sack on my stoop, so i gave him direction by sitting on his head and sharting.

3) if you want to give direction, then piss on someone and make them eat poop, just don't bug me about it.

4) that butt-sucking loser needed some direction, so i fed him all his idiot sticks and kicked him square in the asshole.

by chuckybubbles September 29, 2010

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Gavel of Justice

A digital means of banning (removing privileges) someone unpleasant, a troll, or someone who broke the rules from posting on a particular web page. This power is usually bestowed to administrators (or admins) of that page.

She was acting up and calling me nasty names on my Facebook page, so I used the Gavel of Justice on her.

by WolfMeister June 12, 2012

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