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Thizz Goggles

What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.
"Fuck man, if i didn't have these thizz goggles i might of hooked up with that whale."
by kingjamesthefiffteenth February 20, 2012
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Field Goggles

A term used by enlisted in the military: When a Soldier/Marine (normally E4 and below) has been in the field for so long that every female they see appears attractive to them.
Pvt Piles: “Man have you seen Specialist Jones???… I never realized how hot she is until now.”
Pfc Brown: “No way bro you need to take off your field goggles.”
by Y-U-Doo-Dat?23 May 7, 2023
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Arabian goggles

Someone's balls covering another's eyes , to act as goggles.
I'm fixing to give this bitch Arabian goggles. (Put my balls over her eyes.)
by Lol true December 17, 2016
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Goggle Bottom

very naghty word
by willy face master April 28, 2022
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treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people
"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."
by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024
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Zoot Goggles

Stupid looking glasses you wear while you're high so it's harder to see your eyes.
Rosie '' Yo did you bring your zoot goggles I wanna smoke tn.''
by gotthismoneyonme September 1, 2019
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relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014
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