Guy: I gave Melissa a French Balcony last night, it was insane.
Roommate: What the fuck man, my mom dropped those croissants off for us to eat for breakfast
Roommate: What the fuck man, my mom dropped those croissants off for us to eat for breakfast
by Seafood Kitchen October 18, 2008
Get the French Balcony mug.OK, France and America fell out over Iraq, but if they're good friends, can't they patch it up? Far out, these two countries used to be so close, so I think it is at least possible instead of all this constant France-bashing and vice versa. People who do that shit, I have one thing to say. Grow up.
American: I think we should patch up our quarrel with France.
2nd American: Good idea, there weren't any WMD's anyway, that fucktard Bush made it up the fag!
2nd American: Good idea, there weren't any WMD's anyway, that fucktard Bush made it up the fag!
by flightguy December 28, 2005
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An extremely funny flash animation made by Too Much Spare Time ( AKA Andrew Kepple ) cotains and old blue scot called dill. Found on albinoblacksheep
James "OMG u need 2 lyk watch dis flash L0LZ"(French Erotic Film)
Josh "erm yer ok..."
James " LOLZ theres 2 hidden bonus tracks, only the l33t may find em, LOLZ THATZ ME !"
Josh "ok, macmanji ha"
Josh "erm yer ok..."
James " LOLZ theres 2 hidden bonus tracks, only the l33t may find em, LOLZ THATZ ME !"
Josh "ok, macmanji ha"
by Ja Aj November 3, 2005
Get the French Erotic Film mug.The act of toasting a soft, pillowy marshmallow to delicious, gooey consistency, consuming it with great pleasure, and then exchanging a naughty French kiss in front of the campfire.
by Colls May 20, 2008
Get the French Post-Marshmallow Kiss mug.The act of putting one finger up the 'pink' and the other the 'stink' and pressing them together so that all that is dividing them is a thin wall.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.
It got rather kinky last night with my wife Barbara. I was touching France while we embraced and she was putty in my hands.
by Lucifer Corn Beef November 2, 2008
Get the Touching France mug.1) A Western European nation. Located slightly beneath Britain, in most or all senses.
2) Produces nice wine.
3) Produces nice cheese.
4) Produces shedloads of nuclear weapons, which are happily tested on small Pacific atolls home to endangered species of fish and pygmies.
5) The number one source of irritation for the rest of Europe. This manages to go unnoticed by many Americans, who assume the continent is a single amorphous blob.
6) Also the number one source of contention for the United States, having replaced the Soviet Union.
7) Has an annoying accent.
8) Dislikes British beef. This, as theory and experiment have shown, is due to France's argumentative and overly vegetarian wussiness and has nothing whatsoever to do with life-threatening brain disease.
9) Dislikes Germany, for invading it repeatedly and being German.
10) Dislikes Britain for constant warfare, political disagreement and out of habit.
11) Dislikes the United States for its competition in the 'irritating accents' league table and also for having more nuclear weapons and cheese than France.
12) Dislikes.... well, most things, actually.
13) Is a thoroughly splendid country.
14) Is filled with thoroughly un-splendid French people.
2) Produces nice wine.
3) Produces nice cheese.
4) Produces shedloads of nuclear weapons, which are happily tested on small Pacific atolls home to endangered species of fish and pygmies.
5) The number one source of irritation for the rest of Europe. This manages to go unnoticed by many Americans, who assume the continent is a single amorphous blob.
6) Also the number one source of contention for the United States, having replaced the Soviet Union.
7) Has an annoying accent.
8) Dislikes British beef. This, as theory and experiment have shown, is due to France's argumentative and overly vegetarian wussiness and has nothing whatsoever to do with life-threatening brain disease.
9) Dislikes Germany, for invading it repeatedly and being German.
10) Dislikes Britain for constant warfare, political disagreement and out of habit.
11) Dislikes the United States for its competition in the 'irritating accents' league table and also for having more nuclear weapons and cheese than France.
12) Dislikes.... well, most things, actually.
13) Is a thoroughly splendid country.
14) Is filled with thoroughly un-splendid French people.
by victorhadin March 25, 2003
Get the France mug.noun: What the devil shat from his ass, rolled up into a ball, pissed on, and gave to high school classes so that we could be tortured by the devil's spawn "french teachers"
by ihatefrenchclass May 14, 2011
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