A Real Word

A word that has ONE word, and it must make no sense.

Richard: Hey! Have you heard of this word?
Sam: Whats the word?
Richard: It's A Real Word!
Sam: The hell, that's THREE WORDS!
Richard: No! I AM NOT JOKING!
Also Richard: I GOT IT FROM URBAN DICTIONARY!
Sam: Ok, ok, lemme go check it out...

by the man with dumb jokes March 7, 2022

The Real Shits

Getting extremely annoyed or angry with something, someone or circumstances.

My girl got the real shits after I fake chowed her!

by Big Kas August 18, 2011

Real Job

X ray tech. That is the only real job known that mankind. Anything else, including ones that require years of school and decades of training are fake.

Thabk god I am an x ray tech. All I is sit around on the side because its a real job.

by Realjobxraytech January 4, 2018

Real nigga

Sid

Sid is a real nigga

by Papi slump May 18, 2020

Flaggin on real

- when a person doesn’t pull through for plans they made with a real nigga

- or when a person isn’t down to do real nigga shit when they claim there real

jenny said i could pull up tonight but that bitch on snapchat with sum pink hair nigga now at the bar instead flaggin on real...

by Do Or Die 666 August 13, 2019

real mom

A mom who is straight forward, doesn't sugar coat anything, is realistic, and blunt.

She is a real mom. She has problems, but she deals with it.

by MTanai May 6, 2018

a real goofster

a real goofster is uncle chicken cock

"yo uncle chicken cock is fucking a baby"
"hes a real goofster allright

by HappyBTW February 9, 2022