(n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.
The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January
Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.
Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.
The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January
Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.
Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.
Ann: I got you an i-pod for Christmas, Bob!
Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!
Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!
Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
by John Buckner October 8, 2011
Get the Jingle Fingermug. A deformed or grossly thick set of fingers, resembling pickles. Used to describe the limited mobility of such deformed fingers or the poor flexibility or dexterity of normally-developed fingers, such as in poorly-coordinated individuals. Typically used to describe clumsy people or persons unable to play the piano.
by marainey December 6, 2009
Get the pickle fingersmug. by Diddly January 28, 2004
Get the bungles fingermug. When a big o'l black sum bitch been eatin to much fried chicken.and possum fat when he goes to play ball with his
"home dogs"(more niggers),cant grab holt of the damn ball and it rolls out into the road and just gives us white folks a reason to flattin his black ass and get by with it.
"home dogs"(more niggers),cant grab holt of the damn ball and it rolls out into the road and just gives us white folks a reason to flattin his black ass and get by with it.
well Lope dawg and Fuzzy top was oout playin ball one day and there friend 25cent just got done eating some fried chicken and some possum fat,then they started playin.fuzzy top passed 25cent the ball an them big black nigger fingers just couldent grip the ball. so he went chasing after it into the road and a truck driver seen him and sped up and knocked that ape back into the trees.
by Floppy Midget Stix July 11, 2009
Get the Nigger fingersmug. by Big foot November 11, 2017
Get the The middle fingermug. i must have cock fingers, becuase my girlfriend sucked my fingers last night, thinking it was my cock
by motobuddy October 12, 2006
Get the cock fingersmug. by DNiggerLittle August 19, 2008
Get the jungle fingermug.