Evan

An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.

Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.

Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure

Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?

by zuzubons November 22, 2021

Evan

Some dode thats nice asf till he trows his damn crock out his musty ass dino bookbag and kill some girl who cuses at him for it

Evan like bbc

by Amonguslover69 January 25, 2022

Evan

Evan is a dude who is a super movie nerd and has a huge passion for something and he tells people all about it. He is a great guy and if you have Evan as a friend he will always make you laugh

Josh: "Yo Evan, D.C sucks"
Evan: "Hey, they hit the top grossing movie with Avengers Endgame for Avatar taking over again after a year"

by anonymous June 21, 2021

evan lindberg

Really loves Angie!

Wow, that Evan Lindberg really loves Angie!

by Olaf196 April 19, 2018

Evan

Evan is a very nice, kind, funny, and chill. He wears glasses and he can get a girl easily.

Evan is chill.

by Derick :D February 22, 2021

Evan

Evan is a hot and sexy guy, rather awesome

Evan is a hot guy with big balls

by SussyBakaBabe December 10, 2021

autumn evans

A beautiful woman with hazel eyes, brown hair, and millions of freckles. She absolutely adores any and all animals. She aspires to be a Nurse Practitioner and loves children. She is religious, but doesn't believe her religion is completely accurate. She doesn't open up to many people due to her past of being abandoned. She enjoys spending time with her friends and having things in common with other people. She always cuts toxic people out of her life, but does it rather gently. She always has an open ear and a shoulder to cry on. Autumn Evans is generally the best person on Earth.

"I have the best friend in the whole world"
"Who? Autumn Evans?"

by Morph Clay June 11, 2017