Uncultured Asshole Disorder

When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.

Wow...talk about a major case of Uncultured Asshole Disorder

by MM132 July 13, 2016

SUUK Disorder

Sudden Urge for Useless Knowledge disorder is a product of the smartphone era where an un-contained train of thought ends in a random question that you simply must look up the answer to. Very frequent during an exam period or other moment of extended monotony.

~I wonder if the actress that played Lyndesy Lohan's twin in 'The Parent Trap' has been in any other movies I know~ "Damnit SUUK Disorder"

"Thanks to a SUUK episode I had earlier, I now know what an average roman legionaire carried on his marches."

by Tuonra January 15, 2018

Disorder

The best part of Toxicity - System Of A Down.

"You!
What do you own the world
How do you own DISORDER, DISORDER
Now!
Somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere...
Between the sacred silence and sleep
DISORDER, DISORDER, DISORDER!"

by viruscasper January 22, 2018

biopolar penis disorder

Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.

You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(

by Noodle pubes January 25, 2017

Homa Disorder

Disorder usually associated with requesting recognition by unknown individuals on a social platforms, most commonly to promote mediocre art. Usually caused by trauma or inability to adjust to modern technological social constructs

"John Doe just sent me a friend request, but I have no idea who that is!"
"Oh, that's a friend of my mum, she's dealing with Homa Disorder"

by Sneraas February 7, 2017

Homa Disorder

Disorder usually associated with requesting recognition by unknown individuals on social platforms, most commonly to promote their mediocre art. Usually caused by trauma or an inability to adjust to modern technological social constructs.

"John Doe just sent me a friend request, but I got no idea who it is!"
"Oh, that's a friend of my mum, she's dealing with Homa Disorder."

by Sneraas February 8, 2017

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder)

C.D.D. aka (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!

Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D

by PattonM47 November 22, 2021