It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.
Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."
"Wait...what???"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."
"Wait...what???"
by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

Insult for sorting aquiring without reguard to the organism. Often from good people who Don't and won't over-populate The planet.
by astoria April 2, 2021

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.
by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021

A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.
by LikeXD31 March 12, 2021

Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.
I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.
by randomtruths February 9, 2022

by Rufus Gristle February 20, 2021

The charts of COVID-19 Cases is similar to a high sentiment stock in the stock market. There are many waves like some of the technical ways to define stock charts.
Have you seen the COVID stock? It's rising quicker than Apple's stock. I definitely see lots of volatility. 2020 was definitely the year it popped off.
by invester January 8, 2021
