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The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"
by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021
mugGet the The Covid Testmug.

covid

Insult for sorting aquiring without reguard to the organism. Often from good people who Don't and won't over-populate The planet.
Don't covid his stuff Covid He's nice.
Nah He's desperate Not nice.
by astoria April 2, 2021
mugGet the covidmug.

covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.
My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh
by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021
mugGet the covid maskmug.

COVID-21

A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.
"COVID-21 is now a pandemic, return to online learning, close all workplaces, cancel all events!"
by LikeXD31 March 12, 2021
mugGet the COVID-21mug.

COVID

Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.
I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.
by randomtruths February 9, 2022
mugGet the COVIDmug.

Covid kilos

Any weight, either physical or mental, gained during 2020.
by Rufus Gristle February 20, 2021
mugGet the Covid kilosmug.

Covid Stock

The charts of COVID-19 Cases is similar to a high sentiment stock in the stock market. There are many waves like some of the technical ways to define stock charts.
Have you seen the COVID stock? It's rising quicker than Apple's stock. I definitely see lots of volatility. 2020 was definitely the year it popped off.
by invester January 8, 2021
mugGet the Covid Stockmug.

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