bear colony

A term used by gay men to describe an attraction to large, husky men with a lot of body hair.Esp. in the circumstance where there a a large number of said men readily available for viewing pleasure.

Todd: "Oh, dude-I so dig this band their draw turns the scene into a complete bear colony."

Bill: "I know man, this is the best time of the year for bear huntin' too!"

by Alondria March 4, 2008

Full Bird Colonel

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings

I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.

by EupheMystick April 4, 2011

colon tag

A game played by five or more sexually active adults in which one person "tags" another by inserting their sex organ or sex toy into another's rectum and shouts "Tag! You're it!"

Charles and Tiffany were getting it on. They thought they would mix it up a bit and try anal. Midway through, Charles shouted "Tag! You're It!" Therefore, Tiffany now followed Michael, who followed Jim, who followed Rita as "it" in colon tag.

by Johnny Toushi May 8, 2007

colon training

When you have to take a crap but you're busy with things that aren't totally important (facebook, music, texting while laying on your bed, tv) because you're planning that one day you'll be in a situation where you know you'll have to hold it. You don't want your body to get used to just dumping whenever it wants.

i was laying on be bed, watching tv and facebook chatting with my girlfriend... then it hit me, i had to crap. But i was so comfortable... so i started to think of school how its weird to dump there so i did my Colon Training to get my body used to holding it. It payed off the very next day

by Czar McCheesly February 4, 2010

Colonel Washington

the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.

Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?

by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010

Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository

A do-gooding wowser who spoils art exhibitions and performances in the Arts, in the name of public morality.

Hetty Johnston's interference with Bill Henson photographic exhibitions, or with the appearance of Robert Crumb in Sydney, would, in my view, qualify her as a "Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository".

by Zentas August 18, 2011

Colon Popper

One who viciously ram their male reproductive organ into the anal canal of a male counterpart. Usually doing it in a fast motion, resulting in the extreme eruption of there colon. This normally occurs in rageful sadistic homosexual sex. Could cause heavy blood loss. The name comes from the explosive sound you hear after the first thrust into the anus, it makes a "POP!" sound

Doctor: "Sam cant come to home today, he seems to be in critical condition."
Parents: "What happened"
Doctor: "Well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his buttox seems to be rather damaged."
Parents: "Who did this"
Doctor: "Well Sam's been mumbling 'Ian stop! I feel like somethings going to pop!' all day, so im assuming this ian person is involve
*Ian being the Colon Popper

by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014