Colorado Pork Slider

When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen

by Vinlggam June 16, 2022

codo

Someone who you truly love and they are very sweet and beautiful, they are your bestfriend and they're with you in all moments in your life good or bad. If you have a codo in your life, you are very lucky and should hold the close, because codo's are very rare.

You are my codo

by Skyfall_208 June 26, 2022

colorado rhino

When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.

My parents were in town from Texas so I decided to show them what a Colorado Rhino is.

by JPootLovato July 8, 2022

colorado hip disease

When a female has pronated, wide, curvy, soft, sweet, hot, delicious hips.

Damn see that milf, she got Colorado hip disease

by BooBungus May 12, 2022

Colorado

Colorado SUCKS I hate hate colorado it is the WORST state in the U.S.A

Friend: Hey I’m moving to colorado

Me: WHAT NO UGH BAD GRR AG

by Fluvanna _crackhead May 29, 2022

Colorado Mudslide

Equal parts Bailey’s and well gin served in a rocks glass and meant to be chugged. Served as a drink to fuck with your friends.

“Hey, it’s my boy's bachelor party, can we get him one Colorado Mudslide to celebrate?”

by Smallandfragile July 25, 2022

Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.

I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!

by Oral of the story August 14, 2022