cotton headed ninny muggins

A complete retard that doesnt know what the hell he/she is doing and that doesnt even deserve to breathe oxygen

"Dave your a fuckin cottonheaded ninny muggins"

by BDALE March 20, 2005

Cotton Tent

An erect phallus contained within a pair of briefs, which pushes the fabric up into the shape of a small tent.

Look at this nigga rockin a cotton tent

by SAKURA TEH MC October 15, 2008

cotton ball trot

A hazing ritual where five or more males follow each other naked walking in a circle each with a marshmallow up his ass. The first one to drop a marshmallow has to eat all the other marshmallows.

gross, ass eating male ritual hazing drunken games pledging ritual naked game

Jason was worried about his caloric intake having eaten seven "chocolate" covered marshmallows after losing the cotton ball trot at the fraternity house.

by whistleberry December 27, 2009

Cotton Whore

A person who attends events just to get the free themed tshirt. In college the events are mainly Greek related. After college they tend to be participatory sporting events.

Jason is such a cotton whore. He only ran in the Peachtree Road Race to get the shirt.

Did you see them wearing those shirts in the student union? Biffy and Ken broke up last week but still went to the regatta together because they're cotton whores.

by KingOf404 July 7, 2010

cotton butt

When you leave the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your butt.

Hey look at that guy, he's got cotton butt! He must have made a huge shit!

by George Porge 69 October 22, 2013

cotton bowl

A group of girls on their period all at same time

Dang Adam and Ryan what's wrong with your women when they hang out . I don't know they must be in the cotton bowl

by Red flow January 6, 2014

Cotton nose

When you exhale from your nose and get a dry tingly nose, aka cotton nose. Be aware of other things such as cotton mouth, cotton throat, maybe even cotton ear

"You Guys made me laugh so hard that hot smoke came out my nose, got fucking cotton nose" - Anna

by Zoannakasemoosar August 30, 2015