Cannon Speener

A person who is both high and drunk at the same time.

Joe: I went to this party and there were people there who were Cannon Speenered there. THEN it got weird.

by Peter Grifinski February 12, 2010

Cannon C

Literal definition of an Irish Cuck. Accept the truth,buddy.

"Cannon C is a literal Cuck wtf"
"Yes I am mommy uwu"

by Joy Sussy May 31, 2021

Cannon Gage

Being Cannon Gage is when you would sacrifice everything for someone you care about.

I would Cannon Gage for you

by CAHERMAN March 3, 2022

Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019

Cannon

A fucking amazing person that will brighten your day with a charismatic attitude and will always give the best advice and help you.

You should definitely be like them they cannon they’re amazing

by Ronnie love you December 20, 2021

Mexican cannon

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball

I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

Dusty Cannon

When you insert a large amount of powder into one's vagina, lift your legs into the air and queef to launch a puff of dust into the air.

Man, last night Courtney jammed some cinnamon in her cooch and queefed it out, it was like a dusty cannon

by Praatus July 5, 2025