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Loaded Cannon

When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.
Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight
by Cream master December 1, 2021
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SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021
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Loading the Cannon

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.
I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!
by 1818551 February 10, 2024
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Cannon

Cannon> art
Cannon is better than art at r6
by Cannonthegoat March 5, 2024
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Lego Cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

(For more information refer to Lego loading)
Last Saturday, this guy at the bar showed me how he fought off harlots by activating his Lego cannon.
by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
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Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading
Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.
by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
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Mouth cannon

A woman who has a mouth capable of quickly initiating a huge powerful creamy blast of ejaculation.

Or a defination for a pressure washer attachment that generates large thick amount of foam.
" Hi kelly how did you get on with your DVD date last night?" ...oh not to bad but i knew when i pulled it out of his jeans that he wasnt gonna last long, im a real mouth cannon when i need to be"
by #big H September 22, 2025
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