just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong
Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha
hahhahaha
by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022
Get the batment ding-dongmug. 
A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
Get the Ding dong kung-fumug. by Sshh765 September 6, 2019
Get the Ding batmug. You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?
Your sex slave: PLEASE LET MY FAMILY GO. I AM DEPRIVED OF ALL NUTRIENTS, TAKE ME IF NOT THEM.
You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?
Your sex slave: PLEASE LET MY FAMILY GO. I AM DEPRIVED OF ALL NUTRIENTS, TAKE ME IF NOT THEM.
You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?
by Enderdragon2032//4_7D January 17, 2022
Get the Bing Ding Dingmug. A person who doesn't understand the art of talking smack , jokes just go right over their head . A silly person , hillbilly white, red neck type of person . Who falls in love with the wrong Cali girl
No Ding' Dong' Your Not Supposed To Miss Me I Just Want You To Be Happy and Not Feel Sad Because I'm Not There.
Now Go On To Bahamas Enjoy Yourself Have Fun Ding' Dong'
Now Go On To Bahamas Enjoy Yourself Have Fun Ding' Dong'
by Cali'dat May 20, 2018
Get the Ding' Dong'mug. Derived from the hybrid Greek-ali language this new age word “Ding-Dong” is used in modern society as a substitute to exacerbate an embarrassing moment, or a rudimentary act. This word is satirical in nature and should only be used in the appropriate setting.
SYNONYMS: Numb-knuckle, Nimrod, Half wit.
SYNONYMS: Numb-knuckle, Nimrod, Half wit.
by milkz.gone.bad March 18, 2022
Get the Ding-Dongmug.