Bum Fiend

1. A male, often a slight odd-ball or creep, who has an insatiable lust for the female bottom which goes way past perverted and borders on psychotic. Often lurks in bushes or back-alleys and pounces when least expected to grab that ass!

2. A man who enjoys simulating the "bumming" action behind a woman when she has bent over for some reason.

Dale: Umm, excuse me Janine, you seem to have dropped your purse.

Janine: Oh, so I have, your such a nice guy Dale (proceeds to bend down and retrieve it)

Dale: Giggidy (performs the bumming motion)

Gary: You are such a bum fiend...

by RspecksW June 1, 2010

Bummed in the face

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.

"The child's being bummed in the face!"

"Bummed in the face?"

"Yes, bummed in the face!"

by .E August 14, 2009

Bum Hum

Something that "hums" (stinks) which also comes from your bum. i.e farting..guffing, trumping...bottom vapours!!!

"Hey what's that awful smell"

It's Andy...he's got bum hum!

by BFREASH February 17, 2010

Bum Dangle

Also known as a dingle berry, clinkers and chug nuts.
Dried poo chunks stuck in ones bum hair!

These bum dangles are really pulling on my bum hair.

by Scary Mary2 January 20, 2007

bum magnet

An person whom is attracted to people that have no purpose in life, No education, No job, No money, homeless who wants to live off of others.

Your just a Bum Magnet , if your current boyfriend has nothing to offer you ,but sex, And your ex boyfriend is your deadbeat baby daddy.

by Thesexy1 March 22, 2016

bum blow

To blow one's nose by pressing down on either nostril and blowing the snot out of the other. Used by people who don't have tissues or are homeless (bums).

Whenever I don't have a tissue, I just bum blow to clean my sinuses.

by Prizio February 27, 2004

bum plum

A big sore that dangles out of ones arse hole when straining to hard whilst taking a huge shit

Ouch, mum I pushed out a bum plum and its ripe for the picking

by bennygonebad October 23, 2013