Brian

Brian can either be a total sweetheart or a complete asswipe. He may try to take advantage of you, but you know better. Some Brians are amazing people unless you're Brian Espinoza. Then a lot of people hate you.

"Yo! Brian gets all the good girls!"
"Yeah man, he's so sweet!"

by tombradycantcatch November 6, 2018

brian quick

Horrible wr that gets drafted to high and seems to always be on the field but never in a play

Look the Rams drafted another Brian quick
Shit

by Ramadan April 19, 2016

Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023

Brian

The meanest guy I've ever met... but i would make out with him on the daily if i could.

"I fucking hate you Brian." - says the person that probably thinks about them every night

by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots June 8, 2024

brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

Kaley Brian

A teacher at rivet high school who shakes the school when she walks and sounds like toad from Mario.

That beached whale looks like Kaley Brian.

by Joe Hopf January 23, 2020

Brians

1. Over sized phalanges, provoking the movement of joysticks on a play station 4 control.

2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.

Bro why do you suck so bad at madden?

Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.

by Maddens Life December 6, 2017