Brian Fitzgerald

Usually the most mechanically incline. If they aren’t already bald they probably will be. Their favorite car parts consist of turbos, electrical tape and zip ties. You can always find them at pick-n-pulls if any establishment similar.

Brian Fitzgerald is a zip tie man

by Barry Mahogany February 6, 2020

Brian

a guy who dates a lot of girls; a player

girl one: me and Brian just broke up!
girl two: me and Brian just started dating

*five minutes later*
girl two: we just broke up
girl three: I just started dating Brian

by true facts lister March 27, 2020

Itchy Brian

Another word for crackhead commonly used in the West side of USA.

Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*

by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020

Brian

Either a really sweet nice caring guy who won’t judge you or a fuck boy who will play with your feelings then act like nothing happened.

person 1- “how are things with brian going?”

person 2- “he turned out to be a fuckboy”
person 1- “i was convinced he was a nice brian”

by srimps08 February 18, 2020

Brian Geers

A man that is rarely ever found. A true phenomenon that all who know will be forever changed. He maintains his strict values when no ones watching. The world doesn’t deserve this man.

Person1: I wished the perfect man existed

Person2: oh silly you just need a Brian Geers

by Shakeandbake347 May 4, 2020

Brian

Brian is just like the name a Bryan but for ugly ass mfs with no hairline

Brian is a bitch nigga

by Jah se May 21, 2020

Brian

That one really y’all guy who is a good friend but is no longer good to talk to because he became extra dry- he is unaware of the fact he is an amazing human being

“Wow Brian is a fucking dinosaur he so talll”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020