A teacher at rivet high school who shakes the school when she walks and sounds like toad from Mario.
by Joe Hopf January 23, 2020
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A: Why is that person such a brian?
B: is being a brian a bad thing?
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by Gamer692 January 29, 2020
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by Barry Mahogany February 6, 2020
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*five minutes later*
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by true facts lister March 27, 2020
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by Shakeandbake347 May 4, 2020
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by Jah se May 21, 2020
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by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020
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