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broken furnace 

After two lovers have sexual intercourse, the woman begins to limp because the erotic penis was deep enough in the woman to cause pain in her pelvis
I gave Susan a broken furnace last night, she said it wasn't her first.

Broken Package 

Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.
Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!
Broken Package by The Ink Man September 23, 2017
To trick or put someone off there game
Bruv you borked the shit out of them
Borked by Ledgeblood April 24, 2018

Broken carriage 

Requires two things

Clothes hanger

Vacuum cleaner
Did you hear _____had to have a broken carriage

Broken Testicle Synchronisation 

The empathetic response between two or more guys upon observing one being kicked in the balls by an angry female, potentially their girlfriend

Mate 1: *Gets Kicked in the Balls*
Mates 2-4: *Feels Mate 1's pain and curls up in response*

Alternative Spelling: Broken Testicle Synchronization
Ah, yeah. I saw my mate get kicked in the balls one time by his bitchy girlfriend. We had a moment of Broken Testicle Synchronisation, I basically felt his pain.

brokenarse 

Pathetic feelings when missing your b/f or g/f after they drop yo ass😢
Get over him and stop being a brokenarse!
brokenarse by 80's Chick January 27, 2018