Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

Beef Jerky by Michael April 22, 2005

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beef butt

an ass that is moderate size and very soft and jiggly

My gurl Bryanda has a beef butt.

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to have consumed one two many beverages containing Beefeater Gin

"If I drank as many fucking Beefeaters as J.B. I'd be pretty fuckin Beef-eaten." (slurred)

Beef-eaten by George W December 28, 2007

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a big football player in the backfield, a quarter-pound burger at a bbq,......anal sex

i came home from work early and caught my boyfriend and brother getting beef in the backyard

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Another word for chili, or any other thick meaty like soup like substance.

Hey i heard that place makes a mean beef slushy.

Mom made us some great beef slushy for dinner the other day.

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The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."

So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."

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verb - the act of two females engaging in Lesbian sex

Tina and Pam were beef boxing for hours last night.

Beef Boxing by McGibsy September 15, 2012

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