beef sweats

When you've eaten so much meat, particularly beef, you begin to bloat and sweat. Some may choose to purge at this point, depending on the desert menu.

All that meatloaf gave me the beef sweats.

by Scuba Chick December 04, 2013

beef boat

When you shit in a girl's vag while wearing a sailors hat whilst butt naked

Joe:Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Alex:Yeah I definitely pulled out the sailor hat and beef boat'ed her

by AlextherealOG69 April 24, 2016

grinding the beef

A masterbation technique used by accomplished women. Also a medical term for masterbating so much that the vaginal area becomes so deformed it looks like a plate of ground beef.

"Don't mind me, I'm just grinding the beef"

by BEEFGRINDER December 15, 2015

Beef The Shark

When a ferociously stinky fart erupts from the anus, causing disgust amongst the people around you.

*friend farts*
"Dude, did you Beef The Shark?"

by MathiasBelmondo July 09, 2013

Beef Bonanza

The trendier term for a quote "Sausage fest" involving three or more gents with no girls in sight.

Fuckin' el, why do we only end up at beef bonanza parties? Bro.

by MuffinTop47 April 06, 2011

Beef it up

To stink up the bathroom

After eating that Taco Bell, the bathroom is in trouble as I'm going to beef it up

by JC_1984 August 23, 2017

A1 Beef

A description of someone very muscular.
Sometimes used mockingly to someone who is not muscular.

Hey look at Tom he's A1 Beef.

by Beefy son August 02, 2016