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Bean Blush

When that clit gets all swollen and stays red for hours as a result of excessive sex or masturbation.
My girlfriend flicked my bean so much yesterday I had bean blush.

Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out
your such an idiotic bean
by mnbjkl January 20, 2021
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bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013
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Bean Pouch

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.
I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!
by amtS13 March 24, 2011
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Yippee Beans

An expression that finds its origin in the cowboy culture of old western movies and cattle drives.

In those times, cowboys were often portrayed as exclaiming "yippee" during cattle drives as a way to express excitement and enthusiasm.

Additionally, canned beans were a staple in their diets during these arduous journeys.
Over time, the two elements, the cowboy's spirited exclamation and their frequent consumption of canned beans,
became intertwined, giving rise to the whimsical moniker "yippee beans" for baked beans.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used to describe amphetamines like Methadrine, Dexedrine and other stimulant pills.
I'm going to have some Yippee beans on toast for breakfast today
by the kid from MAD magazine July 29, 2023
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Bean Fucked

To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.
"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
by Dassah December 23, 2016
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