Bean Spray

A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.

Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.

by ZT14 October 11, 2016

Bean Crocking

When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.

My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

bean slayer

Someone who has a list of Mexican females that can be crossed off by having sex with them.

How many does he have now? He's such a Bean Slayer!!

by dannybigfanny April 20, 2014

Garbgombgo Bean

It's a garbanzo bean with mild brain trauma

"Hey man you ever eaten a garbgombgo bean?"
"No you retarded fuck, they don't fucking exist"

by Galactic927 May 12, 2020

lidl beans

Peanuts in weak tomato sauce

Little Johnny:' what's for tea Mum?'

Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'

Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'

by Cacker Man October 28, 2013

Smol Bean

A particular smol (small) person.

Girl: You’re such a smol bean
Louis Tomlinson: ahh give me a break I’m big >:(

by Diamond97177 October 23, 2020

joe beans

Elijah's bitch.

Whats up joe beans?

by Mrcowlover November 1, 2013