banditing

Banditing *(verb, slang)* — Banditing is the act of unapologetically claiming more than your fair share of food — often sneakily, always greedily. It’s grabbing the last slice you definitely didn’t deserve, stealing fries off someone else’s plate, or “tasting” something until half of it’s gone. A banditer operates on instinct, driven by pure appetite over etiquette. this definition is named after a person named Banditsolos, or more preferably Atakbandit.

"nigga, stop fucking banditing."
"its not my fault im so damn hungry i start banditing"

by aboodthereal October 11, 2025

Bus stop bandit

Most devious cunt in all of bonny

The bus stop bandit stuck again

by Coldesteverin April 22, 2023

Laker Ice Bandit

An unsavory member of society, typically from the Canadian province of Ontario. Named for the distinctive black can of Laker Ice beer, which is known for having the highest ABV-cost ratio of any beer available in the province.

Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.

Plaz: What was that racket I heard last night?

Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard

Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage

Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!

by ratteoche January 12, 2024

Passmed Bandit

Someone who overcommits to doing passmed for their medical school revision. Otherwise known as a “Passmed Warrior”

“Did you hear Morgan is on his third reset of passmed?”
“Wow, he’s such a Passmed Bandit”

by PassmedBandit123 April 21, 2025

Booty Bandit

The Bandits that stealing hoes cheeks

Damn that Nigga Samuel the Great Booty Bandit is stealing booty

by The Booty Cheek Finesse Brigad November 26, 2017

boohoo bandit

Someone who can often be seen at parties wearing boohoo.com clothing. This person is very stylish due to the varied refreshing affordable stylish catalog of boohoo.com

That's Ashley, he is really a boohoo bandit!

by bigdpurpletip September 12, 2022

Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra

John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit

by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019