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Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra
John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit
by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019
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Bandit the demon

He is a regretful person, caused the world's apocalypse they are going through.
Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.
by Bandit the demon January 4, 2021
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snack bandit

A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?
by thextorzhater May 18, 2019
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half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019
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Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.
you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?
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Butt Bandit

a person who grabs butts sneakily and aggressively
brody! stop grabbing our butts you butt bandit
by sensei jackie chan September 14, 2025
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Bandit run

When a group of motorcycle riders go out and taunt police, when they react and persue.. Then you're on a bandit run!
there's a bandit run later tonight maybe
by Urban-small-dick-admins March 5, 2015
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