brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.

1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.

by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008

blue brain

When one expects to have his or her mind blown, but does not (derived from the popular "blue balls").

I expected that movie's ending to blow my mind, but it didn't; now I have a terrible case of blue brain.

by 2848208164 October 17, 2013

Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.

Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night…

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!

by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023

pork brains

A non skilled Rainbow Six Siege player who shoots his or her own teammate. Usually referring to the intelligence level of a pig.

God damn salty_jak has pork brains and just shot me!

by Jack Salty March 20, 2017

brain jinx

When you and another person think, or do, the same thing at the same time. The actions make it apparent versus the words being said.

Texting-

Trina:
Hey, I miss you! <3 <3

Jessy:
I was literally just about to text you the same thing. Brain jinx! How funny :)

by My.other.ride.is.a.Firebolt. October 25, 2018

Aarush's Brain

gaining a brain that will ascend to the genius level and reach godly intelligence. Signs you may have gotten Aarush's Brain are bigger brained thoughts, you may also notice a massive improvement in your grades at school.

(Person 1) "I got 100 percent on my math test, and I did not study!"
(Person 2) "That's odd usually you fail every test."
(Person 3) "you must have gotten Aarush's Brain."

by The_TrueVortexEater April 11, 2023