Being a Bob Bueckers

Using the welfare system, for food stamps, and pimping your stepdaughter to gangs, for escalades and high rise apartment photographs.

Paige, I hate to tell you this, but your being a Bob Bueckers right now.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

The cutest being

The cutest being is clearly someone who mindlessly refuses the fact that they are cute

"You know that guy Chris? Yeah, he's the cutest being in this universe!"
"Yeah! He sure is."

by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots September 1, 2024

I don’t remember our rent being due

This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."

Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"

by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024

God Is 'Being' Itself

A woman is someone who identifies as a woman.

Hym "I don't see how God is 'being' itself isn't just as circular as 'What is a Woman' and even if that IS that case then God didn't SAY anything and the bible isn't true. If it isn't an agential being then no moral lesson can be derived from the things it supposedly does. It literally doesn't mean anything for God to be being. Like, you're making the word God synonymous with universe or existence or everything and it raises more questions than it does to answer the question of what 'God' is. It's just this ommission of definition regarding what 'A God' is as a noun."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2024

being a mug

being a mug where “mug” is the main word.
being a mug: essentially means cock blocking on a non sexual level.

when someone’s friend or your girls friend is talking to the girl you like. This is turn makes it to wear you can’t talk to your girl.
cock block mug from another definition started this for some context I don’t want it to be a inside joke it needs to be gentrified.

-“i can’t even talk to her bro” then look at your friend “she’s being a mug bro a mug”
- i swear bro she’s such being such a mug”

by oscap73 December 12, 2024

BES

The cutest and silliest man ever alive. A real heartthrob, easy on the eyes to say the least. 10/10 will keep you smiling and make you feel loved.

The BES(t) man to find. Highly skilled at holding hands and giving forehead kisses.

by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024

Prime Being

(n.) A variant of a human that lives in another universe, one that is much more advanced than our lowly and discriminatory society. This leads to all Prime Beings being much more polite than humans. They also have ten "Leading Roles", who have special powers that keep their planet, Haria, in check.

The ten Leading Roles are Light, Wonder, Peace, Love, Inclusion, Acceptance, Joy, Loyalty, Wisdom, and Patience. Ten new Leading Roles are chosen every year.

Person 1: Have you heard the rumors?
Person 2: What rumors?
Person 1: Ara is suspected to be a Prime Being.
Person 2: OMG!

by US-IL December 20, 2024