Austin

An auteestic child.

Austin is teestic.

by plato! July 24, 2024

Austin

Austin is such an amazing and cute guy , he treats everyone with respect and is beautiful

Your such an Austin

by Austinishot March 23, 2021

Austin-Time

When someone named Austin locks in and chants "It's Austin-time" and "austined" all over the place

Austin: It's Austin-Time!
Girl: No stop!
Austin: *austined all over the place*

by NoPrinterAllFax March 4, 2024

Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019

Austin

A guy that smokes a shit ton of weed and owns a lava lamp.

Yo that’s Austin. He’s off the gas all the time. His watch is stuck on 4:20.

by Hahahahhahshdhcjsknfnckc December 9, 2019

Austin

The hanger upper

Austin hangs up on Cas so Austin is a "hanger upper"

by Shwhshshsbsv August 7, 2021

Austin

Austin- Austin is a nigga that consistently has chapped lips. An Austin will generally get his ass beat by a Nick who happens to be an Avetard and an outard. You can see an Austin looking for chapstick everywhere he goes because he has a very rare form of herpes

Armando: Hey how you doin man?
Austin: SHUT YO TUBBY ASS UP BOi....

by small0ffeast December 25, 2019