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Angel Bites

Two piercings on the upper part of the lip. The one on the left is called a monroe and the one on the left is a modonna. They are sexy as hell
Guy 1: damn that chick with angel bites looks mad sexy.

Guy 2: Dude Your fucked up
by Dancebg May 3, 2011
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Los Angeles

Gang-ridden city, where the thugs outnumber cops by 10 to 1. For every cop, there are 35 gang members. LA is the city where if the cops won't shoot you dead, the gangs will. Turf wars, gang murders, killings, rapes, murders, carjackings galore. It will take the National Guard to crush the gangs there.
Yo, this dude got hit up with an AK for wearing red.
by Tampa Bay May 16, 2005
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Emo angel

Someone who is emo and christian at the same time.
I love God and Jesus. (looks in mirror) Yay! my hair is so awesomely emo angel today!
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Hells Angels

A group of bad muthafuckaz with the likes to kill
AAAHHHHHHH Shit,Its Da Angels
by ToNyDaSKuzZ November 14, 2004
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Los Angelitis

A disorder in which one loses the ability to hear what anyone else has to say - because their own self important inner monologue drowns out everything else.
Damon drummed his fingers impatiently while his girlfriend talked about her dying grandmother. He couldn't wait for her to finish, so he could talk about how huge his glutes had become. Because he had Los Angelitis, all he could hear was his own voice.
by shootandrun March 10, 2009
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Angels Crack

A new narcotic which is a mix of cocaine and pcp cooked up to form a crack rock like figure, usually smoked threw a crack pipe. I dont recomend trying this it is very expensive, hard to find and is very easy to overdose on. As far as the high goes u will be a zombie, u will have no control over ur self. All i have to say is be prepared to meet yourself.
yo johnny just took two hits of Angels Crack and he just threw himself threw a wall.
by Tony Yiggaz October 17, 2008
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Los Angeles

A mostly Spanish speaking city that looks like a Mexican village anywhere outside the city's West side.
A huge, flat, ghetto.
Alvy Singer: "Los Angeles I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light."-Annie Hall (1977).
I lived in LA for my 4 year college time.
City is mostly dirty and full of homeless. Take any bus and you'll see for yourself. Or just walk in the street.
People are generally materialistic, fake. They think they're better than you if you're not a pretentious phony one like them. Not that you cant find other phonies in America, but per square mile it's more in LA.
Angelanos think they're racially diverse, but they're not. And they're racially divided.

It's not like you can strike a conversation with most easily bc e/o is so snobby and full of themselves. Humbleness and being yourself is not a trait Angelanos embody, because deep down people really are interested in what others will say all the frigging time. You cant be silly, awkward, it's "uncool", not fun, to most. Fitting into a shallowness culture is the most important thing here: Rich, famous, pretty, and/or hot are Angelinos inner values, more than in any other city.
The average one way 3 hour traffic makes you almost suicidal.
Cultural offerings in LA? Showing off a beach body at the pier. Or seeing Nila Tequila wannabes. And this comes from someone who's been to every museum here...
It also gets ridiculously warm (100++). Not enough rain.
IF YOU ARE SHALLOW, a bum, OR work in the entertainment industry, then LA will be a good city for you.
by carnitas_loco October 13, 2012
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