The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.

Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025

11 22

This date is very special, because a special person was born 27 years ago today. Her name is Kamilė. She is smart and beautiful in and out and her besty just misses her so so much everyday.

Wish for a new year: follow your heart first and think later 👀

Happy Birthday my Best Friend ❤️

Oh, it's 11 22, you know what day it is?
It's Kamilė's birthday!

by luluIloveu November 22, 2021

October 22

Today is National hold your gf/bf's hand day. so dont be shy and hold there hand.

*girl and boy sitting together*
boy: *grabbs girls hand*
girl: why are you holding my hand?
boy: its October 22nd

by thegoat.13 October 21, 2023

22 September

The most morbid person you'll ever meet was born. And that person will argue that they're an Aries when actually they're a Virgo.

Saatvik's birthday is on 22 September? No wonder he's so morbid!

by tthendralz September 19, 2022

July 22

If your born on July 22 your bad ass bitch who is sweet and popular

Friend:when’s you birthday

You:July 22
Can we be besties

by Dayz of the weak October 6, 2021

septemeber 22

Bad bitches and cat lovers are born on this day.

Girl: did yall know shes born on septemeber 22?

Girl 2: yeah shes a bad obsessed cat lover

by VicVistoner August 1, 2022

u/free-relationship-22

touches himself to his minecraft/terraria builds

Big up u/free-relationship-22

by Voni_Fuck37 October 4, 2025