stoner trivia

A collection of questions about marijuana arranged in a trivia like game. Usually played right after smoking.

Shawn: You guys coming to stoner trivia at the hookah bar on wednesday

Mark: I already got 2 joints rolled for the ride, man.

by Shawn Parent April 17, 2008

Stoner

A person who usually takes a lot of drugs, especially marjiuana. And enjoys life more than most people.

Hey,you know that guy Nick...well he enjoys life more than most people! Stoner

by Stoner3883929263 December 14, 2014

stoner hill

it’s the hill where all the crack heads go to skip P.E or some little rich kids smoke there 24k weed or solid gold wax pens. kids go down there after school with there rich ass friends to go to mcdonald’s where half of the kids are kicked out of or to go to vons and steel shit.

bro are you going down stoner hill after school

by cindy s brown September 3, 2019

Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses

Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍

by CanOfToast July 7, 2022

stoneritis

A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.

*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)

"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."

by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010

stoner swipe

When you are in the state of being 'high' or 'stoned', you accidently swipe/steal something from someone else.

Person 1: You still have my cd you could burn the songs off of it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.

by zipideedoohdah January 14, 2010

Lady Stoner

Lady Stoner: a person who enjoys all forms of cannabis responsibly yet knows how to have fun

This lady stoner gets shit done.

by MJ_S September 14, 2020