Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....

*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"

by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025

Friend Farm

(N) – When two {Friend Mine}s unite in marriage to create a large resource of friends.

When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.

by gambler325 June 16, 2016

Fizz Farming

People who sit on the app Fizz and post all day (usually anything relevant in their community no matter their real opinion on it) just for upvotes and karma

<That girl posted about the Nupes, but her boyfriend is an Ape.>
<She’s Fizz Farming like a weirdo.>

by UGA Student March 23, 2025

American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed

me and my wife went American farming last night

by Thanos101 February 18, 2020

Farm

Flabby arms

WOW I didn't know she was a farmer?

What do you mean?

Check out her farms in that picture!!

by Deyofarmer September 1, 2016

farm gromet

A father who will live longer than a cockroach and does not bathe in which a dead person smells better

Yo Greg your dad is such a fucking farm gromet

by Bigwhitedong August 19, 2016

Compliment Farm

Post or thread on social media created solely to garner positive attention and validation. Often these "compliment farms" will pose under the guise of vulnerable or marginalized individuals seeking help or support. These "compliment farmers" will pretend to suffer from real issues or dilemmas, such as body dysmorphic disorder, to inspire agreements, head pats (and OF link views) from their audience.

Q: "Awww man this girl posted in /r/amiugly and she is maybe a 10/10. Isn't that sad?"
A: "Its probably a compliment farm - look at her post history."
Q: "Yea, im seeing some thirstrappyness here. Belongs in /r/ValidateMe"

by /u/UrbanSombrero August 14, 2023