by Georgia🥰 May 30, 2021

we are in love with Jack Riley. Jack Riley is an incredible man in which we can always rely on to fuck you in siege, good or bad ways.
Finn: Man, you played siege today?
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough
by Balthasar Dominic the 3rd April 30, 2023

Riley is a very sweet guy but also not that smart (not stupid tho) luckily for him he makes up for it by being hot asf. He is also as loud as a fucking foghorn and super funny. Any girl or guy would be extremely lucky to have him in their life.
Girl1: Who's your crush?
Girl2: Riley he's so dreamy!
Girl1: Girl back off he's mine!!!
Girl2: *Stabs girl1 and goes to get her man)
Normal person: Holy fuck that escalated quickly!! But understandable he's hot😍
Girl2: Riley he's so dreamy!
Girl1: Girl back off he's mine!!!
Girl2: *Stabs girl1 and goes to get her man)
Normal person: Holy fuck that escalated quickly!! But understandable he's hot😍
by Bekah :3 December 22, 2019

p1 your names Riley?
p2; Ya, why?
p1; well you a guy
p2; Okay, so?
p1; well thats a girl name, so your LGBTQ?
p2; WAT, NO
p1; but Riley's a girl name
p2; No its not.... but I might be LGBTQ
p1; ...
p2; ...
p2; Ya, why?
p1; well you a guy
p2; Okay, so?
p1; well thats a girl name, so your LGBTQ?
p2; WAT, NO
p1; but Riley's a girl name
p2; No its not.... but I might be LGBTQ
p1; ...
p2; ...
by CumSlayer February 18, 2022

he is a slink, and can sometimes be referred as quite of a 2 timer. Do not go for Chrissy or he will offer to shag your ear...but that’s just the start apparently. Other than that he’s basically just a dickhead :)
by Chrissy riley December 13, 2018

by püssydestroyer06 September 11, 2021

Riley is the absolute best guy. He is a total hottie with usually blue eyes and blonde hair. He will find his true love early on in life and have a life long connection. He has the best heart and cares for his friends and family before anything, he is always thinking about girls and has a great athletic ability. He has an adoring gf that would do anything to be with him, he is loved by all and a popular guy. Riley's are the best guys you can find, they are so nice, kind, total hotties and would die for close family and friends.
by Sports psyc June 26, 2019
