Gayus ex Machina

In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.

Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”

Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”

by XaneiFoxx May 12, 2020

ex-cuck

The act of cucking your ex, typically through video either as a form of revenge, or sadism.

"You remember my ex? The one I was with for 3 years, we were waiting for marriage before sex? Well, after breaking up with me, she just ex-cucked me."

by Jaime Rook July 29, 2021

ex-zaza-huasted

being eppy off the zaza

dont wake up jared he’s ex-zaza-huasted.

by @Pookiewookie<3 September 6, 2023

ex of gooly

a michto that is a backstabbing bitch. She does not deserve his yeezys

the ex of gooly is a bitch

by gooly October 13, 2018

Ex-holes

An Ex partner that is also an asshole.

I have dated a lot of ex-holes in my life.

by PurpleHaze777 April 20, 2021

Ex

My ex alana
The queen of hell
That’s really it

Fuck you I hate you

My ex Alana blackmailed my ass 9 times in a row and won’t stop talking about me

by Bassproshophat November 14, 2023

Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.

"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "

by Harry Hen April 20, 2021